Cat

As I sit here my cat jumps into my lap. He's a cute cat, but I still don't know why he's always jumping into my lap when he knows I'm trying to type. Good thing I'm not still in school, trying to type a paper would be next to impossible with him purring in my lap and nibbling on my arm. Probably, I would hurl him across the room, but no I'm not that mean. I would push him to the floor, but that would only result in his jumping back into my lap and possibly causing a multitude of typos.

Well I guess he didn't like my ignoring him for he just left my lap. Now I have to contend with a lap full of fur and a rapidly cooling lap. Oh well, now I have nothing left to say. So I'll just say "Goodnight".